The chaos of the English language.
#Priceless from @GaryLineker!
— Archbishop Angaelos (@BishopAngaelos) April 9, 2023
He DID Gary…He did, indeed! https://t.co/uIbes5ThCZ
Given the alignment of the dates, gotta reuse what might be one of the all-time greats of marketing memes pic.twitter.com/EHRVcuzY5m
— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) April 9, 2023
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) April 11, 2023
You don’t need to start your tweet with those 9 words.
JUNIOR DOCTOR – PAY EXPLAINED
— Steve Taylor (@DrSteveTaylor) April 11, 2023
2008 – 24 Tins of beans an hour
2023 – 10 Tins of beans an hour #PayRestoration pic.twitter.com/oz54LvMm99
Please, I beg, you can’t just call everything woke as if that means anything
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 12, 2023
Liz Truss, pointing at a tax system which has been under the control of the Tories for 13 years: woke https://t.co/gsfuJrAB79
Correction: Doctors should not HAVE to strike. There, fixed it for you. https://t.co/EUuO8rpyqI
— Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 (@DeborahMeaden) April 12, 2023
“Everything the light touches is the United Kingdom”
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 12, 2023
“What about that shadowy place, with a faster growing economy?”
“That’s the EU” pic.twitter.com/oyZquWS7Fr
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED https://t.co/rXHNBQ9qVX
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) April 13, 2023
I feel like #RaceAcrossTheWorld is losing some of its enjoyment when all the couples constantly end up on the same transport and getting to checkpoints at the same time
— Karen (@karen_c38) April 12, 2023
Quite a few French words have found their way into English. We’ve got the phrase ‘hors d’oeuvres’ for starters.
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 13, 2023
Squeak. https://t.co/lVBIXhU4gn
— Rubber Duckie (@SesameDuckie) April 13, 2023
Letter
— Paul Johnson (@paul__johnson) April 14, 2023
@guardian pic.twitter.com/ZsPhaWtsOg
"put some music on it, represented abstractly"
— Threatening Music Notation (@ThreatNotation) April 12, 2023
"what music?"
"anything's fine" pic.twitter.com/rFzpIhFYaK
There are two sorts of unpunctuality. Those who think 10 o’clock means arrive in good time for 10 and those who think arrive from 10. I’m more comfortable with the former myself but what about you?
— Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry) April 13, 2023
“Not the actor” will be on my tombstone… https://t.co/crul7VkBZ6
— Tom Holland (@holland_tom) April 14, 2023
Genuinely how do Aldi not get sued every single day pic.twitter.com/GXGG08w3O9
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 14, 2023
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